Monthly Archives: March 2013

While investigating an alarm that went off on his hidden lab, The Superior Spider-man noticed what looked like the most disgusting human being ever. From behind, it looked like Snooki was thrown into a toddler’s outfit. This fat ass person … Continue reading →

In the battle of who is the loserest, it turns out we can have a clear winner. Booster Gold was predicted to beat most of his opponents simply because his knowledge of future events would make it likely for him … Continue reading →

It was very hard to report on this fight as Storms first move was to cast a fog blanket over the entire area, but as we unraveled this story we had to ask ourselves how did the Blue Beetle win? … Continue reading →

It is good to know all is normal in the universe.   The sun rises, I have to take a massive dump in the first 30 minutes of waking up, my cat sits on my comics the first moment I leave … Continue reading →

Iceman was trying to have a good time at the beach. He already got his Coney dog and slurpee, and was wandering around the volley ball courts when he came upon a street performer. The street performer was going on … Continue reading →