Comic Convention Tips (Part I ?)

1) Cleanliness is next to Godliness… especially if you are talking to any Godesses… so please, for the love of divine beings everywhere, TAKE A SHOWER!!!  This also means change your Gods be Damned Clothes that you sweat in the day before.  Mom always said wear clean underwear, and while she’s not here to check up on you, the Watcher is watching… and he’ll know…   EXCELSIOR with SOAP!!!

2) R-E-S-P-E-C-T… Remember that most of the people working the event are volunteers.  Remember most of the people attending the event just want to have a good time (some of them with their kids).  Remember that celebrities, artists, and other convention guests are people too… over all… Don’t be a dick.

3)  Play.  Most adults forget what its like to play… but not nerds… we know how to dress up and have fun.  So take advantage of the atmosphere.  Cut back, relax, and join in on the festivities.

4) HAIL HYDRA-rated people.  Eat, drink, and be merry is what we say, but don’t forget the occasional H20 either.  Pretend you are an aquatic super hero that needs the occasional return to water for your health… like Namor (minus the dick attitude… see tip #2)… or Aquaman (minus the whole being lame part)… you know what, never mind on aquatic super heroes… just drink some water because it’s good for you and you’ll be less hung over in the morning.

That’s it for now… check back later this week with more useful (or at least amusing) tips.

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