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For March Madness, we paired superheroes with teams to bring you a death-match of sorts

Spawn (Indiana) Vs. Catwoman (James Madison)

Spawn vs Catwoman. That does not sound like as fight that would ever happen. And your right. It wasn’t a fight. It was a massacre. Spawn unceremoniously took all of Catwoman’s nine lives before she ever got to do a … Continue reading

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Superior Spiderman (Kansas) Vs. Clown (Western Kentucky)

While investigating an alarm that went off on his hidden lab, The Superior Spider-man noticed what looked like the most disgusting human being ever. From behind, it looked like Snooki was thrown into a toddler’s outfit. This fat ass person … Continue reading

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Paste Pot Pete (Duke) vs Booster Gold (Albany)

In the battle of who is the loserest, it turns out we can have a clear winner. Booster Gold was predicted to beat most of his opponents simply because his knowledge of future events would make it likely for him … Continue reading

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Blue Beetle (Creighton) vs Storm (Cincinnati)

It was very hard to report on this fight as Storms first move was to cast a fog blanket over the entire area, but as we unraveled this story we had to ask ourselves how did the Blue Beetle win? … Continue reading

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Second Round Recap (South Brackets)

It is good to know all is normal in the universe.   The sun rises, I have to take a massive dump in the first 30 minutes of waking up, my cat sits on my comics the first moment I leave … Continue reading

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